Tuesday, July 20, 2010

10 worst cards in magic of all time

The worst of the worst.
Cards so bad they have become legendary. Cards that can't even be used as kitty litter because they will give your cat rashes. Cards that make One with Nothing look like Baneslayer Angel.

Here they are:

10: Spinal Parasite
No. WUBRG for a 3/3 that removes two counters off of permenants if i sac it is not how I want to spend my mana. Here's an idea: play Vampire Hexmage instead.

9: Horizen Seed.
A 5 mana squire that regenerates when I play something Spirit or Arcane. YAY. Kill me now.

8: Tombfire
No comment. It speaks for itself.

7: Great wall.
Works with 5 cards. All of them suck. Therefore, this sucks.

6: "Bands with other" lands
Bands with other is not banding fyi. "bands with other" is an extremely limited form of banding. And I don't want to be here all day explaining the 2 pages of rules that say why this sucks more then a tapeworm's vaccuum cleaner.

5: Wood Elemental.
NO. This is a bad idea. You just need to know that it essentially says "armaggeddeon yourself".

4: Pedantic Learning.
2 mana. For an extremely limited ability dying in an extremely specific way. Just say no.

3: Mudhole.
Only good against my friends Worm Harvest deck. And even then I won't board it in.

2: Sorrow's Path.
Infamously bad. The TL;DR version of the card reads "Pyroclasm yourself. Switch 2 blockers."

1: Pale Moon.
Most nonbasic lands already only produce colorless mana! There are so many other things to do with the mana wasted on casting this. Like attempt to take mana burn damage.


Close misses:
Razor Boomerang
Break Open
Nameless Race
Nine-ringed Bo
Leeches

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