Monday, September 14, 2009

left 4 dead 2 *possible spoilers*

some left for dead 2 things have been revealed.
30 weapons (so far silenced smg, chrome shotgun, axe, guitar, frying pan, chainsaw, katana, bat, pistol, sniper rifle, pipe bomb, molotov, gunmetal shotgun (not sure the difference), ak-47,

8 new infected (5 exclusive to thier campaign) plus the old ones. (charger-tank like infected put slightly weaker and faster; spitter-smoker like infected but spits acid instead of strangling you. also explodes into acid when killed; jockey-pounces on your head and requires you to move around erratically to get it off; hazmat common infected-wears a hazmat suit and resistant to fire;

Monday, September 7, 2009

Nissa was made wrong

Let's make this clear ahead of time: I love elves.

I've had an elf deck as long as I can remember playing magic. i still have it and it's one of my best decks.

i was excited when they announced an elf planeswalker was coming out in zendikar. i had high expectations as elves already are a great tribe.

however Nissa Revane has no place in my elf deck.

for those who don't know, she was previewed today on magicthegathering.com

here's her text.

Nissa Revane [2GG]
Planeswalker-Nissa {M}
+1: Search your library for a card named Nissa's Chosen and put it onto the battlefield. then shuffle your library.
+1: You gain 2 life for each Elf you control.
-7: Search your library for any number of Elf creature cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
{2}

Nissa's Chosen [GG]
Creature-Elf Warrior {C}
When Nissa's Chosen would be put into the graveyard from the battlefield, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
2/3

my problems with Nissa?

1. She's not an Elf. Hey, I think if it has pointy ears, it should make me gain 1 more life with Wellwisher, and bounce too Wirewood Symbiote. (I have this problem with Sorin, Nicol, and Ajani also)

2. She's too damn fragile. She has the lowest starting loyalty of any other planeswalker. And she doesn't even have a +2 ability too compensate for it like Jace! Also guess what they just reprinted. A little card called LIGHTNING BOLT. I don't want too wait 2 turns, praying that my opponent doesn't have any burn. And also it's hard to prevent damage to her. She can't be bounced with a Symbiote. She can't be pumped with a Timberwatch. Those two methods are how Elf decks stop things from dying.

3. Specific card search. Granted the card she searches for isn't half bad. An Elvish Warrior that is endlessly searched for is awesome. However if it was any Elf that costs 2 or less I'd be happier then an Atog in a Scrapyard. Beggars can't be choosers though.

4. Gaining 2 life for each elf you own. Great. An ability that encourages everyone at the table too bash my head in. Still its pretty good. Oh wait. You control. Wellwisher was awesome because it also counted your opponent's Elves, was cheap, common, counted itself in it's own ability, could have more then one in play at a time, and you could play it's ability multiple times if you could untap it. Nissa can't do any of these things. sorry but i'll stick with the card i already have 2 playsets of.

5. The ultimate ability. If by some miracle Nissa receives no damage, the quickest you can use her ability is 5 turns later, or around turn 8 in an elf deck. Now my Elf deck can play the entire library, gains infinite life, attacks with infinite overkill/overkill Creatures, and Hurricanes for lethal all by turn 5 (perfect draw). Nissa is too slow for my deck. even with Doubling Season. Oh and you know what sucks after using her final ability? MASS REMOVAL. this ability could have been so much more. hell i would have taken a "Coat of Elves" effect (if it costed less loyalty) over this. And I hate Coat of Arms!

Move over Liliana, Nissa is now the weakest planeswalker printed too date.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

IT'S A TRAP!

some zendikar info has leaked and only a few things are known, but i thought i'd compile them.

1: there are 5 or more planeswalkers in this set. Nissa Revane and Chandra (a new version) are confirmed. Each one is monocolored.

2: Kicker returns.

3: there's a new instant type-Trap. what it does is unsure yet.

4: Kor, Sphinxes, Soldiers, Dragons, Humans, Elves, Clerics, Beasts, Vampires and angels will be in this set.

5: magic is supposed too work differently on Zendikar then anywhere else in the multiverse. however it is supposed to be very powerful.

6: new ability- Landfall-Whenever a land enters the Battlefield under your control [effect].

7: extended art lands.

8: M10 tribes should get support from Zendikar.

9: Poison maybe returning in this block. either that or the next block.

10: zendikar seems to have a "playing spells" theme.

11: "free" alternate cost spells return (quite possibly what 'trap' refers too, as both things appear on the same card)

12: jace maybe showing up later in the block. don't expect him in this set.

Friday, July 31, 2009

gears of war 2 weekend

not only is it free xbox live weekend for gears of war 2, its also double exp this weekend! have fun!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Youtube

it now OFFICIALLY SUCKS.

forced advertisements in front of videos? come on. the pop up during the video shit was annoying enough. i can understand this with hulu as they use actual copyritten shows but youtube? they don't allow that. that stopped around the time google bought it and they started blowing.

plus it seems that most videos MUST be watched in widescreen HD. which makes loading times stupid long.

so with this last update, youtube blows chunks. i've only been using it to watch machinima lately (due to machinima.com never seeming to completely load a video recently. and by "not completely load" i mean "the first three second sof the film only") however with crappier and crappier machinima coming out lately (maSHITima. term i made. you heard it hear first people.) i'm not even sure if its worth continuing watching.

also shot out to Josh. visit his new blog here!

edit: to all those who will be smartasses and say "well there is a way to shot ads off on youtube. simply opt out." i say falsities! i even installed the optout cookie and you know what? it doesn't stop them.

the only thing i found that works is setting your adobe flash settings for allowing no installation, and even then you will see the adobe flash program asking if you want to let youtube show you something at least twice a video.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

does radical entertainment think they're funny?

Prototype offers the following achievement:
Trail of Corpses (30G): Kill 53,596 infected.

that number may look familiar to those who have played Left 4 Dead.
Zombie Genecidist (30G): Kill 53,595 infected.

what is this, a "my achievement is bigger then yours" contest. its hard enough in left 4 dead to get that many kills, let alone in prototype there aren't as many zombies at one time.

same goes with the original Gears of War
Gears: 10,000 ranked
the Club: 10,001 ranked
BF: Bad Company: 10,002 ranked

come on people... this isn't a contest, and if it was Gears 2 wins with 100,000 kills.

stop making achievements thinking people will only play your game.

unless your halo.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

M 2010

some previews of the new core set have begun to leak out. (http://mtgsalvation.com/magic-2010-m10-core-set-spoiler.html) Remember my guess on the 8 "survival" cards? (cards that have been in every core set since the first)
in case you don't, hear were my picks.

current 16:
Air Elemental
Samite Healer
Grizzly Bears
Goblin King
Nightmare
Scathe Zombies
Drudge Skeletons
Bog Wraith
Giant Growth
Fear
Giant Spider
Howling Mine
Orchish Artillary
Regeneration
Rod of Ruin
Wrath of God

My guess on the 8:
Air Elemental
Wrath of God
Giant Growth
Nightmare
Goblin King
Giant Spider
Orchish Artillary
Rod of Ruin

Actual 8 announced so far:
Drudge Skeletons {X}
Nightmare {V}
Air Elemental {V}
Giant Growth {V}
Bog Wraith {X}
Giant Spider {V}
Howling Mine{X}
Rod of Ruin {V}

so yeah. i fail. however 5/8 isn't all bad.
and now both red and white have lost thier chance for coreset survivor.

so in magic 2011 they are only going to be four of the core set survivor.

My guess on the final four:
Air Elemental (all the way!)
Giant Growth
Drudge Skeletons
Howling Mine

interesting new cards include:




Ant Queen {3GG}
Creature - Insect {R}
{1G}: Put a 1/1 green Insect creature token onto the battlefield.
#166/249
5/5



Vampire Nocturnus {1BBB}
Creature - Vampire {M}
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
As long as the top card of your library is black, Vampire Nocturnus and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.
3/3

Notable Old Cards:
Duress (might be reprinted, still unconformed)
White Knight (I was Right)

As For Booster Art Cards
Red-Enrage
Blue-?
White-?
Green-?
Black-?
Box-?

update:6/9/09

several new rules changes:
The phrase "plays a spell" is now "casts a spell"
The phrase "into play" is now "onto the battlefield"
The phrase "removed form the game" is now "Exiled"
Manaburn has been eliminated (mana pools still empty when appropriate, you just don't take damage)

i will be updating this page instead of posting others

Sunday, May 17, 2009

update

sorry i haven't posted in forever.
i just dont have enough followers or people reading this to post frequently...
thing i learned over the past month:

alara reborn kicks ass. definately the best set of the block. they even reprinted meddling mage!

the meta game has changed greatly in the past two weeks from blightning, faeries, and dark bant; to zoo, red deck wins, and tokens.

i got in the top 60 in regionals with my bant deck. good for a casual budget deck that had no hope in taking gold.

sanity grinding+ (twincast x 2) = :'(

divine deck is unusally slow.

in demonic deck (i modded mine slightly, this actually happened in a game) one of the best plays is a turn 1 Duress, a Turn 2 Demonic Tutor for Promise of Power, a turn 3 Overeager Apperentice, followed by a turn 4 Double Dark Ritual, a Promise of Power entwined (putting a 9/9 token in play) drawing another Dark Ritual letting me play a Daggerclaw Imp with 2 Unholy Strengths attached to it.

Meddling Mage hates super secret tech.

I got Major grade 3 in halo

and thats it for now.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Alara Reborn

Definately an epic set. (prerelease was today)

i should have the top 10's up this week.

and again sorry for the lack of posts.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

I knew him, Horatio

ironically, the 3 achievements i earned this weekend all have something to do with skulls.

Have fun respawning! (halo3) [get a mythic extermination; skull in art]

Alas, Poor Yorrick (halo 3) [get three oddball kills on a legendary or mythic map; skull in art, oddball is a skull]

Alas, Poor Adrew Thomas (halo wars) [collected your first skull; do i really need to explain what this has to do with skulls?, btw it was the sickness skull]

till next time, may all your wins be epic.

Friday, April 10, 2009

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently someone at microsoft and/or bungie had a sense over humor when relesing the mythic map pack. at midnight of thursday (its release) its release price was 99,999 microsoft points. (equivalent to $1,249.98[75] USD).

the sad thing is you know at least one person bought it.

other news: divine vs demonic releases today.

xbox live silver accounts can play in halo 3 social matchmaking for free this weekend, which consists of Rumple Pit, Social Slayer, Social Objective, Big Team Social, Team Mythic, Grifball, and Multiteam.

till next time, may all your overkills be exterminations.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Alara Reborn decks

Last post tonight. I swear.
The Alara Reborn Theme deck lists have been revealed here:
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/arcana/159

more upcoming magic releases

Dual Decks: Devine vs Demonic (4/10/2009)
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Alara Reborn (4/30/2009* note that it is a THURSDAY)

Core Set: 2010 (7/28*(unsure)/2009)

From The Vault: Exiled (8/28/2009)
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(the art is of Balance)

Zendikar (10/2/2009)
(Zendikar is hinted at a treasure theme)
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alara reborn

some alara reborn previews have surfaced.
check out the cards here: http://mtgsalvation.com/alara-reborn-spoiler.html

some pictured for your viewing:
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what do you mean you can't read those? fine you big babies. here's some english ones:

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oh and fyi, 100% of Alara Reborn is multicolored.
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all of it is gold.
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oh and hybrid returns with a twist.
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not that hybrid truely left...

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Monday, March 30, 2009

Artist-crazycrash

Crazycrash is an 18 year old from Canada, who makes paradies of popular songs. cept he makes them about video games.
some of his more famous ones are We love you Dr. Freeman (half life) [Elton John's We Didn't Start the Fire], Crank Dat Halo 3 [Soulja Boi's Crank Dat Soulja Boi], The Devil Went down to GH3 [The Devil Went Down to Georgia] and I Killed a Whore (GTAIV) [Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl].
His songs are very creative and hilarious too gamers everywhere.

crazycrash, Ehpik Phail salutes you.

LaiNk5 B3hl0W

http://www.youtube.com/user/crazycrash

http://www.myspace.com/censorstatic

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

game trailer (you'll never see this game)

ahh starcraft ghost.
you've been in the making for 10 years now.

alas. we'll never see you as you have been indefinately postponed.

this is in honor of a game that would have been awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Ow2wTuSHE

random gameplay test (literally from the year 2000)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI5jk4M4xWw


while we're on starcraft...
some starcraft 2 tidbits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjcIVMN1onM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_UxFaxEdaQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxj6M-5CyTk

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

greatest music artists you never knew

Jonathan Coulton

you can't really describe Jonathan Coulton's music very well. The best dicribtion I could come up with was "Weird Al if he made his own songs, played the guitar instead of an accordian, and most of his songs were about insane people.

He has a total of two songs for DLC in Rockband, Scullcrusher Mountain, and Portal's Still Alive. Oh and he also wrote the theme song for G4's show Code Monkeys.

for more info click the link

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/

st. patricks

Happy St. Pattricks day!



Since i haven't updated in forever (March is half way over?) i decided i would show some of the future articles.

1. GoW 2 explanations (probably the biggest on the todo list)
2. Hidden Music artists (the best music you (might) have never heard. except for you Phoenix4fire. you know a lot of them.
3. random ponderings (i ask random questions on my mind to noone! okay maybe not this one.)
4. Machinima of the month (once a month i honor a specific machinima)
5. Pirats (updates on K9 studios - Sheldon's latest film)
6. explanations of the halo3 craptacular rank system.
7. Shad0wclan updates!

and that's all i can think of for now.

till next time, may all your shots be headshots. (unless against me).

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

re:trouble in xbox...

Well luckily I got the Red ring again that I talked about like 3 posts ago again.

Wait...what?

Turns out I got the "Fake RRoD".

The RRoD looks something like this (i'm at school and can't post images here. Just imagine that its an Xbox 360 power button)

RED [Unlit]
RED
RED RED

I got

RED [Unlit]
GREEN
RED RED

Which is: AV Cable Unplugged

Turns out the cable shifted a little because my cat ran behind the TV.

*sigh of relief*

word of the week 2/22/09-3/1/09

chimera

Monday, February 23, 2009

Magic 2010

I don't know if you've read it yet, bot WotC has announced some radical new changes to Core Sets today.

Core Sets have always been the laughing stock of Magic Players everywhere. Essentially they are N00b sets that are just reprints of a whole bunch of crappy cards. No more.
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This card tells us multiple things.
1. It is a black bordered set, unlike most Cores of the past.
2. It has new cards. (that is a first.)
3. M10? didn't we already have Tenth Edition? (more on this later)
4. No Future Sight frames. (Strictly speaking, this would have been the first set to be able to get them as Tenth Edition was too soon.)
5. Planeswalkers in the flavor text? That means...

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Which means Mythic Rares are in the set! (15 of them, 6 of them new). And yes the rest of the Lorwyn Walkers appear too. which means 4 more mythics in the set that have already seen print will appear too. (Shards Walkers I'm looking at you.)

And classics reappear also.

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Yes that is Serra Angel at it's original rarity, uncommon. Does this mean we will see Sengir Vampire drop rarity also? And maybe we will see White Knight after his reappearance in Legions.

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Magic 2010 is the first of a yearly coreset release. (they Rotate out with Thier respective Blocks now.) next year there will be Magic 2011, etc.

So far the other info is that there will be a new cycle of Dual lands also. And only 8 of the 16 "Survivor Alpha" cards made it to this set. "Survivor Alpha" cards are cards that have been printed in every Core Set. With Tenth Edition the final 16 were:

Air Elemental
Samite Healer
Grizzly Bears
Goblin King
Nightmare
Scathe Zombies
Drudge Skeletons
Bog Wraith
Giant Growth
Fear
Giant Spider
Howling Mine
Orchish Artillary
Regeneration
Rod of Ruin
Wrath of God

Now my money is on these eight staying:
Air Elemental
Wrath of God
Giant Growth
Nightmare
Goblin King
Giant Spider
Orchish Artillary
Rod of Ruin

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

trouble in xbox land

Well, as i turned off my xbox360 tonight I saw a glimpse of the future and past.

It might have been a false alarm but i saw it. Again.

The three rings. For the third time.

The dreaded Thing-that-is-not-spoken-of.

The RRoD.

I hope my xbox makes it and is screwing with me.

word of the week 2/15/09-2/21/09

spatula

Friday, February 13, 2009

top 10 conflux

These are what i perceive to be the best commons, uncommons, and rares in Conflux.

Commons

10. Lapse of Certainty
9. Ember Weaver
8. Exploding Borders
7. Aven Squire
6. Unsummon
5. Kaleidostone
4. Wandering Goblins
3. Fiery Fall
2. Court Homunculus
1. Rupture Spire

Honorable Mention: Wild Leotau

Uncommons

10. Esperzoa
9. Scarland Trinax
8. Paragon of the Amesha
7. Vagrant Plowbeasts
6. Fusion Elemental
5. Dragonsoul Knight
4. Ancient Ziggurat
3. Cumber Stone
2. Volcanic Fallout
1. Path to Exile

Honorable Mention: Unstable Frontier

Rare/Mythic
10. Ethersworn Adjucator
9. Soul's Majesty
8. Obelisk of Alara
7. Maelstrom Archangel
6. Malfegor
5. Noble Hierarch
4. Master Transmuter
3. Banefire
2. Mirror-Sigil Sargeant
1. Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Honorable Mention: Progenitus

word of the week

Ultimatum

Up and running!

Well I got my computer repaired so I can now post regularly! Yay.